I'm Lauren

I really like a tv show called Castle (if you haven't noticed). I play water polo and I swim and I cheer and I read and I drink copious amounts of coffee and I study incessantly and I have a thing for polysyndeton.

 

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

letsjustsaywedid:

arianne888:

the-dapper-demonic-gentleman:

Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…

Everything changed when the firemelon attackedOnly the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop themBut when the world needed him mostHe made like a banana and split

letsjustsaywedid:

arianne888:

the-dapper-demonic-gentleman:

Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…

Everything changed when the firemelon attacked
Only the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop them

But when the world needed him most

He 

made like a banana and split

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(Source: a-night-in-wonderland)

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

(Source: bingeeaterghoul)