I'm Lauren

I really like a tv show called Castle (if you haven't noticed). I play water polo and I swim and I cheer and I read and I drink copious amounts of coffee and I study incessantly and I have a thing for polysyndeton.



And d for dyad which means two people talking, which we are now. Actually it’s been mostly you talking, well, bragging to be specific. Okay word score is a 9 plus the double word score brings it to 18 plus the 5 from the ay that’s a total of 23 bringing my score to 312 versus your paltry 175. Castle aren’t there things more important than winning? Aww that’s a notion created to comfort those who lose. Well I was thinking we could be doing something more interesting with our time. Well in that case let’s hurry up and finish this game. Okay, how about I concede? And steal my moment of triumph? No it doesn’t count if it’s not official. Now take your turn and feel the bitter sting of defeat. Fine. Quixotic. Yeah. So that’s triple word score with the q and c plus the double score with the x plus the 50 point bonus for using all my letters. How many points is that? 314. I’m sorry Castle. I think I need to be alone.

What is wonderful about great literature is that it transforms the man who reads it towards the condition of the man who wrote.

E.M. Forster (via morethanametaphor)

(Source: observando)